mophead: dude, u have a hot bod. will u show me how to get a bod like urs?
blond: yah dude, let’s start with some weights. u already have nice muscles so we just have to make u a little bigger. let’s start with a few reps.
a couple of weeks later:
blond: dude u have been doing a great job, look at u man, working out shirtless, u r da bomb
mophead: thanks bro, couldn’t have done it without you!!
mophead: “dude u have a really nice bod, it’s been great working out with u these past few weeks”
blond: “pleasure was mind dude, i’ve enjoyed seeing u improve.”
mophead: “just 4 fun let’s see who is stronger then who, let’s wrestle!”
blond: “ok bro, sounds like fun, but we need stakes.”
mophead: looking a bit nervous, “ummmmmm, what did u have in mind??”
blond: “how about loser worships the winners feet”
mophead: thinking about it, “ok bro, deal”
5 minutes later:
blond: fuck yah dude, that’s the spot, that’s awesome.
few minutes later:
mophead: “that was fun dude, i like wrestling naked with u, roman greco style, like MEN, but u have to give me another shot, i know i can beat u”
blond: “i don’t know dude, i have to get ready for work”
mophead: “how about winner fucks loser?????”
blond: pausing, intrigued, sly smile on his face, “winner pounds the ass of the loser, u sure about that dude?”
mophead: “fuck yah, i want that ass of urs”
a few minutes later:
blond: “ok dude, a deal is a deal, get on ur knees, i can’t wait to plow that ass!!!”
mophead: “fuck dude, that’s awesome, if i lost i’m glad it was 2 u bro!!!”